Raven's Dartmud Purity Test

All this stuff is what you do on or because of Dartmud.
What you do on any other mud, well, who really cares?
100 points possible, you know the drill.

Section 1: Dirty Deeds


Have you ever:
pkilled
_  anyone
_    permanently
_    and successfully lost/imprisoned their amulet
_    without having it come back to haunt you
_    using ambush
_    and nobody ever knew who did it or why
_    using poison
_    using NPCs/critters
_    by setting some sort of trap
_    and mocked them once they died
_  a real newbie
_    because they were annoying
_    because you thought they were a packer
_    because you felt like it
_found an occupied amulet and handled it maliciously
_talked trash while in an amulet being held by your enemies
_betrayed someone close to your character
_left a house, guild, or group so that you could pkill someone
_tried to take a castle
_  by force
_  by guile
_looted an inn room, tower, castle or guild storeroom
_  to the bare floor
_  for the money
_  for fun
_pilfered money or valuables
_  from a healer
_  from a real newbie

__ Subtotal Possible: 28

Section 2: Personal Issues


Have you ever:

_had "mud-sex" (Bill Clinton definition):
_  with another PC of different gender
_  with another PC of the same gender
_  when you knew the player was of different gender IRL
_  when you knew the player was of your same gender IRL
_  with an NPC
_    and the NPC enjoyed it 
_       more than you
_  while your character was alone
_  with another PC played by yourself while multiplaying
_  for money (in the game)
_  for money IRL
_been mud-married
_  for love
_  for money
_  for power
_  for shock value
_been mud-divorced
_  and still are friends with the ex
_  and subsequently pkilled the ex
_  and subsequently got pkilled by the ex
_met someone from the mud IRL
_  and your expectations were met
_  and were disappointed
_  and were pleasantly surprised
_  and had sex
_     despite it all
_     and are still together

__ Subtotal Possible: 28


Section 3: Addiction


Have you ever:

played Dartmud for:
  more than
_     6 hours
_    12 hours
_    24 hours
_    48 hours
_opted to mud rather than go to a party or other social event
_opted to mud rather than engage in sexual activity IRL
_skipped work to play Dartmud
_  more than 1 day in a row
_been fired from your job primarily because of mudding
_  and you didn't care
_flunked school primarily because of mudding
_  and you didn't care
_been dumped by an SO primarily because of mudding
_  and you didn't care
_gotten divorced primarily because of mudding
_  and you didn't care

__ Subtotal Possible: 16

Section 4: Cheating


Have you ever:

_botted
_  to get skills
_  to make money/material wealth
_  for more than an hour
_  while more than 10 miles away from your terminal 
_  and died accidentally while doing it
_  and been pkilled while doing it
_  and been caught by creators
_multiplayed
_  to learn a skill
_  to do a quest
_  to rescue yourself
_  to pkill someone
_  to pkill yourself
_  to test what something looks like
_  because you were bored
_  because you could get away with it
_  so that people would think you had friends
_  to have a partner for mud-sex
_  and been caught by creators
used a second character to:
_  rat on someone that pissed off your primary
_  revenge someone that pissed off your primary
_  rescue your primary (but not multiplaying)
_  make life easy for your primary
_  avoid being hunted
exploited a bug to:
_  make money
_  gain skill
_  pkill or otherwise harm someone

__  Subtotal Possible: 28

____ Total Possible: 100