Wedding of Talahaski and Ungoliant

* Front Gate at Forest Keep *

Endymion the Braman Doorman!

Examine Endymion
Four mighty legs, extremely large floppy ears, knowing eyes, and a thick trunk.
He has a tattoo of celtic tree of life on his leg.  He is wearing a linen
damask vest decorated with ivy embroidered in linen, a blue linen hooded cloak
with celtic knotwork embroidered in cotton, and a set of four leather boots.
He is an adolescent braman and about your size.

Endymion gives rose boutineer to you.
wear boutineer
You wear rose boutineer.

Garden
A white wooden gazebo forms a centerpiece to this charming garden.  A profusion
of blooming flowers and shrubs surround a number of stone benches where a soul
might sit and relax.  A very low stone wall encloses the garden on three sides,
the fourth being open to a serene woodland clearing to the east.  It is
blindingly bright here.
There is one obvious exit: east.

Baron Griffith, Viscount Fergus, Mnementh, Baroness Ungoliant, Galad, Tailchaser,
Magik, Baron Merkle, Baron Tellborn, Endymion, Baron Parn, Baraki, Siona, Stillwater,
Baron Myth the catfolk, Nira the gnome, Raistlin, Veia, Solon, Shzerinar, Joxtur

examine Flowers
Flowers of various kinds brighten this garden with their colors but few of them
match the splendor of the roses.

examine roses
There are many blooms, adding their color and fragrance to the garden.

sniff
You sniff.  You smell flowers of various kinds here, the roses most of all.    

listen
You listen.  You hear the chirping of crickets.  

examine gazebo
An open wooden structure consisting of four wooden posts supporting a peaked
roof.

Tailchaser takes a delicate musical instrument.

Fergus says in common, 'Dearly beloved.'

Joxtur snores softly on the bench

* everybody tries to wake Joxtur *

Veia bonks Joxtur on the head with her wedding gift.

Fergus says in common, 'We are gathered together here, in the sight of
the Gods to join together this Man and this Woman in holy matrimony.'
Tailchaser whispers to Fergus.

Fergus steps into the gazebo.

A rose blooms on one of the bushes.

Fergus says in common, 'Which is an honorable estate, intstituted of
the God's of Ferdarchi, and into which holy estate, these two persons present
come now to be joined.'

Fergus says in common, 'Therefore, if any man can show just cause, why
they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter
forever hold his peace.'

* Silence *

* Lots of people smile *

Fergus says in common, 'We are gathered here today to celebrate the
holy union of Talahaski of Forest Keep to Ungoliant of Blackstone.'

Fergus says in common, 'I am honored to have been asked to preside over
this ceremony.'

Fergus says in common, 'I have been blessed with the oppurtunity to
view their growing love for each other and deem them a worthy couple.'

Tailchaser starts playing a march.

* Everybody smiles at Tailchaser and Tellborn makes an intresting motion `*
Tellborn nods slowly by twisting his head 360 degrees.

lead enter gazebo
Griffith steps into the gazebo.
You step into the gazebo.

Tailchaser continues playing a march on the arlas.
Parn dances.

Merkle steps into the gazebo.
Ungoliant steps into the gazebo.

* More people try to wake up Joxtur *

Tellborn grabs Joxtur and starts juggling him from hand to hand!
Tellborn makes a mistake and drops Joxtur on his head!

Tailchaser stops playing the arlas.
Talahaski nods happily to Tailchaser

Fergus says in common, 'Raistlin and Nira, please step forward with the
rings.'

Raistlin steps into the gazebo.
Nira steps into the gazebo.

examine raistlin
A slender being with pointed ears, silver hair, green eyes and jet black skin.
He is wearing a small yellow satin doublet, a small indigo silk shirt, a small
forest green leather cape, a small pair of dove gray leather pants, a pair of
small forest green satin gloves, and a pair of very small crimson leather
boots.  He is a juvenile elf and small compared to you.
He is in perfect health. He has:
left hand (in perfect health): a frilly satin pillow

examine nira
A stubby being with blue eyes, stringy hair, brown skin, and a wide nose.  She
is wearing an extremely small black cotton twill henin, an extremely small
black wool shawl, an extremely small forest green linen brocade dress, and a
pair of extremely small brown silk slippers.  She is a juvenile gnome and
extremely small compared to you.
She is in perfect health. She has:
left hand (in perfect health): rose corsage, an amethyst ring (worn)
right hand (in perfect health): a frilly satin pillow

* Raistlin and Nira get a little mixed up as to
who should be droping the ring pillow at this time,
they resolve the problem by both of them dropping the
ring pillows *

Nira drops a frilly satin pillow.

Fergus says in common, 'Bless these rings, O merciful Gods, that those
who wear them, that give and receive them, may be ever faithful to one another,
remain in your peace, and live and grow old together in your love, under their
own vine and fig tree, and seeing their children's children, Amen.'

Raistlin drops a frilly satin pillow.

examine pillow
A satin pillow with tassles at the corners.
On it you see:
a diamond ring.

take ring from pillow
Ok.

Raistlin takes a frilly satin pillow.

give diamond ring to ungoliant
You give a diamond ring to Ungoliant.

Veia ooohh's and aaahh's.
Joxtur whistles softly.

Ungoliant holds the ring in her hand.

You say in common, 'I Talahaski, take you Ungoliant to be my wedded wife. 
To have, to hold, and to fight side by side with from this day forward, 
in times of peace and times of war, for richer and for poorer, in sickness and 
in health, to love and to cherish till perma-death do us part. I hereto pledge 
my faithfulness to you as your husband.  As our wedding signifies a lasting bond, 
let this jointure also seal the bond between Forest Keep, Blackstone, 
and Sleepy Hollow.'

Ungoliant wears a diamond ring.

* lots of people smile *

examine pillow
A satin pillow with tassles at the corners.
On it you see:
a diamond ring.

Ungoliant takes a diamond ring.
Nira takes a frilly satin pillow.

Ungoliant gives a diamond ring to you.

Ungoliant says in common, 'I Ungoliant, take you Talahaski to be my
wedded husband. To have, to hold, and to fight side by side with from this day
forward, in times of peace and times of war, for richer and for poorer, in any
body you should be reincarnated into, to love and to cherish, till perma-death
do us part. I hereto pledge my faithfulness to you as your wife. As our wedding
signifies a lasting bond, let this jointure also seal the bond between Forest
Keep, Blackstone, and Sleepy Hollow.'

wear ring
You wear a diamond ring.

* more smiles and cheers and some crying *

Myth asks in common, 'Can we eat the horses now?'

Veia exclaims in common, 'Come on say he can kiss the bride already!'

Fergus says in common, 'By the power invested in me by the Gods, I
Viscount Fergus of Sleepy Hollow now pronouce you husband and wife, you may now
kiss the bride.'

Talahaski Raises Ungoliant's Veil

You give Ungoliant a REAL kiss...it lasts a long time...
Ungoliant gives you a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...

Griffith uncovers a small woven basket.
In an explosion of white feathers and rapid cooing, two small doves launch
themselves into the air and flutter off leaving nothing but the faint sound of
flapping wings.

*lots of cheers and applauds *

You give Ungoliant a REAL kiss...it lasts a long time...

Tailchaser starts playing a march.

You step out of the gazebo.

Talahaski helps Ungoliant off the gazebo
Ungoliant steps out of the gazebo.

Griffith steps out of the gazebo.
Raistlin steps out of the gazebo.
Merkle steps out of the gazebo.

* lots of congratulations from people *

You hear the joyous pealing of bells!

Ungoliant says in common, 'Ok ladies keep a hand free'
Ungoliant tosses the bouquet over her shoulder.
The bouquet flies up in the air....
The bouquet flies straight towards Nira but she doesn't have a free hand to catch it and it lands at her feet!

* Everybody laughs at Nira *

You hear the joyous pealing of bells!

Ungoliant takes a bridal bouquet.

Tailchaser continues playing a march on the arlas.

Ungoliant tosses the bouquet over her shoulder.
The bouquet flies up in the air....
Nira catches the bouquet!

* Everybody cheers for Nira *

Merkle says in common, 'I am told there is a reception ready at
Blackstone.'

* Ungoliant expresses her hunger *

Ungoliant says in common, 'I need food now honey'
Veia says in common, 'Hehe'
Nira says in common, 'Oh dear'
Parn says in common, 'I think that means move it, Tala'
Nira says in common, 'She's gonna faint'
Ungoliant says in common, 'Literally lets rock and roll'

* Reception at Blackstone *

Corridor
This is the north end of a north-south corridor on the second floor of the
keep.  The room is highly decorated with streamers of silver and gold thread.
Flowers or all varieties are placed around tables and in corners.  As a final
touch, Silver and Gold glitter sparkles the room giving is a wonderful glow.
It is blindingly bright here.

* lots of Gifts are given! *

* Shzerinar lots like a pig by eating an entire wedding cake *

Shzerinar takes a wedding cake.
Shzerinar eats a wedding cake.
Shzerinar says in common, 'Whew was about to expire'
Shzerinar smiles.
Nira says in common, 'K, where's the cake'
Ungoliant laughs.

You kiss Ungoliant.

* Lot of people eat lots of food *


Baraki asks in common, 'Where is the Champagne?'
Baraki exclaims in common, 'Crack up a bottle tala!'
Nira wants to get to drinking.
Nira says in common, 'I want a drink'

You pour a glass of champagne.
Parn says in common, 'I'll poor the champagne then since no one else
is'

* lots of drinking and merry make *

Solon 's swizzle stick lights up

Parn says in common, 'Oh, I still need to give Tala and Ungoliant my
present'

Parn says in common, 'Open up the wagon, Tala, one of the things is
mine, the rest is Dorche's present'
Shzerinar says in common, 'Open the wagon talahaski'
open wagon

examine wagon
A small pine wagon with four wheels and two metal axles.
It contains:
a cherry coffin, a tin vial, a mortar and pestle, a marble statue of a yellow
sage, a marble statue of a blue sage, a marble statue of a green sage, a marble
statue of a red sage, 2 scrolls of [magic] recall, a scroll of [magic] mark.

* nobody knows how to drink from a glass in their hand *

Ogma tells you: 'People are drinking from the glasses on the floor'
You chuckle.

Veia says in common, 'Good god Tb just ate all the cake'
Veia giggles.

* Some of the food people are eating, suppied by Stillwater and Bishop *

a bottle of champagne, 97 stuffed peppers, 6 portions of roast suckling pig, 24
wedding cakes, 10 ounces of honey, 6 peaches, 5 wedges of cheese, 20 pieces of
mint candy, 15 loaves of wheat bread, 2 blackberry pies, 9 baked potatoes, 3
blueberry pies, 20 rhubarb pies, 7 cups of turkey gravy, 2 cherry pies, 12
pumpkin pies, 160 corn breadsticks, 24 corn blueberry muffins, 109 crab legs,
136 ounces of caviar, 4 cups of turkey gravy, 11 portions of roast turkey, 18
olives, 201 pints of blackberries, 10 ears of buttered corn, 13 pickles, 18
servings of sauteed mushrooms, 12 lion meat steaks, 20 bowls of tossed salad,
50 strawberries, 48 pounds of roast zebra meat, 18 pounds of roast turkey, 20
roasted chestnuts, 3 servings of mashed potatoes, and 8 fortune cookies.

You feel a gentle breeze stir about you.
A voice seems to say: 'The tax office is open. - Sal'
A gentle breeze stirs about Fergus.
A gentle breeze stirs about Merkle.
A gentle breeze stirs about Baraki.
A gentle breeze stirs about Tellborn.
A gentle breeze stirs about Parn.

Veia says in common, 'Heh, I think Sal's open'
Veia snickers.
Nira snuggles up to Raistlin.
Nira eats a cherry.

Baraki says in common, 'Sal and his extorsion techniques'
Nira says in common, 'Let's mass zephry Talahaski and Ungoliant tie the
knot'

Veia says in common, 'Someone broke wind'
Myth exclaims in common, 'They all passed wind at the same time!'
Myth just got it.
Nira says in common, 'That is so sick'

Baraki says in common, 'Its a lord wind'

* Raistlin and Nira flirt with each other *
Raistlin gives a cherry to Nira.

Ungoliant takes a magical firework.
Galad asks in common, 'Fireworks?!'
Nira says in common, 'Yes fireworks'
Veia exclaims in common, 'No fireworks in the room with  gas!'
Baraki says in common, 'Lets go outside for the fireworks'
Baraki says in common, 'To the fields'

* Later outside... *

Tellborn lights Parn on fire by mistake!

* The fireworks turn out to be duds *

Nira says in common, 'Light, light, light'
Tellborn lights Ogma with a tinder box!
Ogma speaks a word of power and an object appears in a swirl of sparkling dust.
Ogma whacks Tellborn upside the head with a clue-by-four!
Tellborn falls over in a faint.
Tellborn falls unconscious!
Griffith laughs.
You laugh.
Nira ducks.

Shzerinar exclaims in common, 'Wow wasnt me!'
Shzerinar boggles.

* Ogma fixes the Fireworks *

Nira is burned as the firework goes off in her hands!

* lots of fireworks are lit *

A firework explodes overhead in a shower of violet and gold sparks!
A firework explodes overhead in a shower of red, white and blue sparks!
A firework explodes overhead in a shower of red and blue sparks!
A firework explodes overhead in a shower of scintillating sparks!
A firework explodes overhead in a shower of red, white and blue sparks!

Nira exclaims in common, 'Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Baraki exclaims in common, 'Wow!'

*lots of cheering *

Myth exclaims in common, 'Quick!  Everyone tie all the orbs to their
wagon!'

You whisper, 'ok lets sneak out of here and find a private place' to Ungoliant in common.
Ungoliant says in common, 'Talahaski might need some healing scrolls
after our wedding night'

* Times goes by, many people leave after filling up on food *

Griffith exclaims in common, 'Attention, everyone!!!'

*  Griffith makes a Toast *

I'd like to propose a toast, to Talahaski and Ungoliant on thier wedding night
First off, i'd like to thank Talahaski for giving me the 
honor of being the Best man in his wedding.  
Most of all, I'd like to thank Ungoliant for finding
a place in her heart for my lord and good friend Talahaski. 
I truly know that these two are meant for each other.
Ungoliant and Talahaski first announced they going steady 
together back when Talahaski became a spyder himself and realized
Ungoliants true beauty within, even after friends warned him about
why spyder's often become widow's. 

examine coffin
A somewhat large cherry coffin lined with silk velvet.
It contains:
a very small seamonster leather apron, 5 pats of butter, 100 tsps of spices, 20
sprigs of oregano, 100 tsps of salt, an extremely small copper butcher knife, a
gold pot.

*  Griffith continues with the Toast *

Hopefully, this is all a myth
for I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to avenge you Talahaski for
she is quite the battle trained warrior herself.

Parn says in common, 'Well, I made sure that Tala will taste good'

Griffith says in common, 'Talahaski has become quite a changed man,
since he and Ungoliant first started going together. Well just for 
starter's he became a Troll, Ogre and now a Orc.'

Ungoliant laughs.

Griffith says in common, 'To be honest I thought the relationship
wouldn't last past Talahaski the Crabfolk.'

Nira says in common, 'Poor talahaski'
Ungoliant hugs you.
You chuckle.
Griffith laughs.

Griffith says in common, 'But that just goes to show how much these two
are meant for each other.  Personally the foamy mouth and claws and eyes
on long stems, would have made me run screaming.'

Griffith says in common, 'These two, are perhaps the best couple and
friends there can ever be.'

Griffith kneels down humbly
Griffith bows in front of you and Ungoliant
Griffith stands up

* Everybody clinks glasses and drinks *

Ungoliant says in common, 'If I can have everyones attention for a
moment.'

Ungoliant says in common, 'On this joyous occasion I would like to
thank the one person I most wished was here but could not be.'

Ungoliant says in common, 'Let us have a moment of silence for Kazarak
who introduced me first to Blackstone and whose recent passing hurts  us all.'

* Everybody lowers heads or sighs, except...*

Merkle takes 5 pieces of wedding cake.
Merkle eats a piece of wedding cake.
Merkle eats a piece of wedding cake.
Merkle eats a piece of wedding cake.
Merkle eats a piece of wedding cake.
Merkle eats a piece of wedding cake.

Nira says in common, 'Merkle'
Merkle has done something wrong now.
Ungoliant chuckles.
Talahaski tries to hold back laughter
Baraki cracks up!

Merkle says in common, 'Was hiding my sorrow in food.'
Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'I'm sure if kazarak was here now, he'd
wish us to eat up and talahaski and i to enjoy our weddign night!'

Parn says in common, 'So much for silence'

Baraki exclaims in common, 'Let us remember for the jolly troll he
was!'
Veia exclaims in common, 'And all the bee stings on his ass!'

Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'Here here ! To Kaz!'
Bakuretsu exclaims in common, 'His memory will never fade!'

* some time passes as the party goes on *

Aluin shouts in common, 'Anyone home?'
Parn shouts in common, 'You're late, Aluin!'

Ungoliant says in common, 'Since we are down to a select group now'
Talahaski winks at ungoliant
Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'Garter time!'
Nira says in common, 'Woohoo'

Ungoliant hikes up her skirt.
Ungoliant removes a white silk garter.
Ungoliant gives a white silk garter to you.
You cheer.
Talahaski swings the garter around

Ungoliant says in common, 'And honey, you are in for a surprise'

examine garter
A frilly band of white silk.

Ungoliant says in common, 'Since i'm a spyder...'
Ungoliant removes a white silk garter.
Ungoliant gives a white silk garter to you.
Ungoliant laughs.
Griffith chuckles.

Bakuretsu exclaims in common, 'More!'
Baraki says in common, 'Ah the many gartered spyders'
You exclaim in common, 'Woohooo!'

Talahaski swings both garters around
Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'Those are for my hubby!'

Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'No one but my hubby gets my garters!'
Ungoliant wiggles next to talahaski.

Griffith says in common, 'You two should go rent a room at gilmore for
the night'
Griffith says in common, 'Take the cruise there'
You say in common, 'Ungoliant does not like water much'
Ungoliant says in common, 'So true'
You say in common, 'Best we stay on land'
Baraki says in common, 'Even with captain baraki she wont go'

* lots of people leave and Ungoliant and Talahaski are alone *

Ungoliant makes out with talahaski on the table.
Ungoliant laughs.

Talahaski checks out the table

You say in common, 'Lets go back to FK, and sit in the Gazebo'

Ungoliant says in common, 'We should take all he presents off the
table'
You say in common, 'Lets clean up the food first'

* They clean up *

* Ungoliant and Talahaski go back to the Garden
  at FK for some time alone *

Garden
A white wooden gazebo forms a centerpiece to this charming garden.  A profusion
of blooming flowers and shrubs surround a number of stone benches where a soul
might sit and relax.  A very low stone wall encloses the garden on three sides,
the fourth being open to a serene woodland clearing to the east.  It is bright
here.
Baroness Ungoliant the spyder.
a frilly satin pillow.

You think.
* Talahaski runs off to get something and returns *
You smile.
Dropped: a cherry banquet table.

Ungoliant laughs.
You wink.

Ungoliant gives you a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
Talahaski prepares to be ravaged
You give Ungoliant a REAL kiss...it lasts a long time...
Ungoliant draws a steel wakizashi.
Ungoliant eyes talahaski with love and hunger.
Ungoliant exclaims in common, 'You are mine now honey!'
You smile.
Ungoliant grapples you!
Talahaski give himself to Ungoliant
Ungoliant gives you a deep and passionate kiss...it seems to take forever...
You give Ungoliant a REAL kiss...it lasts a long time...